Early in life, change is required,
A most important part of an infant’s day.
Babes relieve themselves as desired,
And, in soiled diapers, don’t like to lay.


So, we get used to change when we’re little,
Preparing ourselves for years ahead,
Learning to control poop and piddle,
When grown, and use the toilet instead.


Changes are all part of growing old,
While gaining self-discipline, as well,
Till late in life when diapers are sold,
To conceal that secret we shan’t tell.


A shameful change is incontinence,
Caused by bladder muscles growing weak;
Yet, it’s beyond our control, hence
We wear Pampers to stem the damn leak.