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I e-mailed all my friends
I wrote to others too
Sent pictures also
Looking for a beau.

Let them all know
I need a feller
To sit and swing with
To hold hands too

I used to walk in the woods
And down on the sandy shore
But it is no fun alone
Not any more.

I got a couple nibbles
But gosh, they were my second cousins.
Well they had no bad intentions.
They invited me to the reunion.

So, I sit here and type
Wondering what to do...
If you got a good idea
You be sure and let me know.

I got no long-term plans
You see. I just like to hold hands
And to swing on the porch.
Let me know now if you see a free feller.

By Barbara (Brierhillbarbara@aol.com)