How many times can you say "I Do",
Before you finally did.
And how many frogs will you have to kiss,
Until a prince puts in his bid?


How does a fairy tale really end?
Is it 'Happily ever after'?
Or does a harsh reality kick in,
That you have never acted dafter?


The Bride goes strutting up the aisle.
Beautiful, in pearly white.
Up ahead she sees the groom.
Ain't he a handsome sight?


This will be their special day.
May their love grow only stronger.
Just this date on the calendar
But a mortgage goes 30 years longer!

By Swampetta (SWAMPETTA@aol.com)