It hard for many Irish to believe
That there are some snakes that never did leave
For St. Patrick’s command
They failed to understand
Learning Gaelic they never did achieve
Mired Down
The local bartenders were all aghast
For St. Paddy’s Day would be coming fast
The Guinness truck
In mud was stuck
And they hadn’t enough liquor to last
Non Event
The pubs are crowded on St. Paddy’s Day
While ale after ale is fast put away
Glasses are raised
The saint is praised -
Like any other day, most people say
The Sham
